Run & hide your crazy & start actin’ like a lady
May 24
I got to see my girl today :)
May 23
[video]
May 21
“After all these things Ive done, I will love you better now”
What happened to me?
Am I a disappontment to you?
Do I not do enough to impress you?
Why cant you ever just be proud of me?
I understand you are proud of her because she had an awesome season. Brought a team back to life on the mound. But why cant you look at me the way you look at her? I want you to have a conversation with me about me, or life or something other then softball. Why dont you help me or talk to me like before? I want my bestfriend back…I want my dad back
May 19
“I dont want easy, I want crazy, you with me baby?”
— H.Hayes
May 17
Stay stay stay, ive been lovong you for quite some time time time. You think its funny when im mad mad mad but I think its best if we both stayed
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(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
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Angry Customer:
“Damn f**s.”
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Gay Man:
“Excuse me?”
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Angry Customer:
“You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
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Gay Man:
*quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
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Angry Customer:
“Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
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(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
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Angry Customer:
*to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
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(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
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Owner:
“I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
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Wife:
“Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
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Owner:
“Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
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(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
